Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows
Banana Cream / xs
$33.00
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Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows
$33.00
Some warnings exist because somebody already tried it.
They look fluffy. They look friendly. They are neither.
The Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows design is our tribute to wide-open country, mountain roads, national park adventures, and the majestic American bison — wrapped in a worn, retro graphic that feels like it came straight out of an old roadside souvenir shop.
Featuring a vintage bison silhouette filled with mountains, pines, and a western sunset, this one is made for road trips, campfires, back roads, national parks, and anyone who knows the outdoors deserves a little respect.
And yes… we know you want to pet it.
Don’t. Pet. The. Fluffy. Cows.
Made for the free. Built for the wild.
ANTHEM & ACRE